Welcome to Brine Academy

“Salty since first bell”

About Brine Academy

Brine Academy isn’t your average school — it’s where snack time is sacred, recess is chaos, and both kids and parents earn their stripes (and their badges). From Snack Pack Survivalist to Carpool Commandant, every piece of Brine Academy gear celebrates the salty, silly, and all-too-real side of school life.

⚓ Part prep school, part cafeteria club, part seaside chaos.

Badge Programs (for Kids & Parents)

Kids Merit Badges

• Snack Pack Survivalist – Master of the lunch trade.
• Recess Wrangler – Keeper of the monkey bar kingdom.
• Goldfish Guild – Snack royalty, crowned in crumbs.

Parent Merit Badges

• Carpool Commandant – Double-fisting iced coffees at pickup.
• PTO Survivor – Outlasted the fundraising packet.
• Homework Hero – Tackled math meltdowns and glue-stick emergencies.

Each badge is featured on Brine Academy apparel so you can wear your rank with pride.

This is the only school where seagulls eat your fries, your goldfish are crowned, and your parents graduate with PTO scars.